D is for the Densely Dull Devil Dingopher, who dallies with dingbats and dim-witted types.

C is for the Crazy Cackling Chimpanzebra, a cheeky cheater who can’t change his stripes.

The cat heard a clamor and climbed up the stairs-- a curious l'il examiner with short black hairs. What was up there, she did not know. But she'd never find ...

B is for the Belligerent Big-beaked Boobird, who brays from the balcony at the ballet.

A is for the Abominable Aardbarker, who eats ants, assails cats, and yaps all day.

Ellie fainted when the elephant entered the Italian restaurant. He was hoping to meet a certain vintner--an oenophile confidant. "Tsk tsk," the disappointed ...

A great amphibian hopped on my car--a glib green being with a jump and a jar. "I see your car has been toad," he giggled and joked. And I'm afraid he is righ...

A curlew, with a grand yawn, made claims he could not expand on. His tales had such gaps he feared he'd collapse without a leg he could stand on.

As I was listless, simply shavin', two weeks into daylight savin', I was listed by a raven just in from Baltimore. His eyes pierced me, stares engravin' whil...